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why i love my compuer...

Sun Oct 19, 2008, 11:09 AM
listen closely...


so this actually happened the other day...

Computer: Monitor, display this document, O.K.?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: O.K., now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great. O.K., Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over to the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, Let me know if he clicks anything, O.K.?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed control and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh God, here we go.
Computer: (Sighs) Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer. I know you're there.
Printer: NO! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. O.K. look, you really ne…
Mouse: Sir, he's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: NO! NO! NO! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: NO! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You're not out of in…
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: (Sighs) Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen…
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: AHHH!!! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm, he'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now?! Do you see what you've done?!
Printer: HA! that's what you get for trying to get me to do work. Next time he…hey…HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh my god! He's torn out my cartridge! HELP! Please, please help me!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.


  • Listening to: clicky, clickity, click
  • Reading: words, letters, symbols
  • Watching: the letters flow forth on the screen.
  • Playing: with the mouse
  • Eating: a toothpick
  • Drinking: tea

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: many miles from my mountain home...
  • Interests: writing, photography, digital manipulations, reading stories, drawing, driving
  • Favourite movie: Boondock Saints, Nightmare Before Christmas, V for Vendetta, RENT
  • Favourite band or musician: Ol' Blue Eyes, Elvis, Enter The Hagis, Drop Kick Murphys
  • Favourite genre of music: Celtic Rock
  • Favourite artist: too many to list... you wouldn't know most of them anyway...
  • Favourite poet or writer: shakespeare, yeates, peretti
  • Favourite photographer: adams, wallace
  • Operating System: what ever works
  • Shell of choice: the ones on the beach...
  • Wallpaper of choice: the ones holding up the wall...
  • Skin of choice: hers... on mine?
  • Favourite game: naked drunken twister, hells yeah!
  • Favourite gaming platform: i don't stand on a platform to play, i sit on the couch.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Jack Skellington
  • Personal Quote: if i could read minds i'd tell you what you were thinkin. so i could help you discover who you
  • Tools of the Trade: the pen and the blade...

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your evil duck is finished:) sent you an e-mail whit pictures.
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You're welcome. Keep up the great work...

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:twocents: "If I had the ability to read minds, I would tell you what you were thinking, so I could help you discover who you are..."

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Thanks, ill try.

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