ok everybody, sorry this took so long for me to get back on here.

i was in a car accident a while back and only just got back to normal...

but i'm back and hope to be posting and commenting and being my usual nuisance self... you just wait.

listen closely...


so this actually happened the other day...

Computer: Monitor, display this document, O.K.?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: O.K., now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great. O.K., Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over to the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, Let me know if he clicks anything, O.K.?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed control and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh God, here we go.
Computer: (Sighs) Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer. I know you're there.
Printer: NO! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. O.K. look, you really ne…
Mouse: Sir, he's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: NO! NO! NO! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: NO! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You're not out of in…
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: (Sighs) Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen…
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: AHHH!!! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm, he'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now?! Do you see what you've done?!
Printer: HA! that's what you get for trying to get me to do work. Next time he…hey…HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh my god! He's torn out my cartridge! HELP! Please, please help me!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.

listen closely...

well i finally got around to posting some stuff. I know, its been awhile. but there is more to come, promise!

listen closely...

so... my carreer may be changing soon... theres a very good chance that i will not be re-enlisting come november. so, i may just be coming home and trying the college thing for a little bit... a degree doesnt have to be a prison sentence... who knows? may be a good thing...

oh, and my thyroid medication has helped level out now. i'll be taking the meds for the rest of my life, but its still gonna be really hard to lose the weight.

this weekedn i'll be getting a new computer.

hopefully soon i'll be getting my new bike. doesnt need to be fast or big, just motor and two wheels...

and thats about it for now.

to those i love most, i miss you even more...

DW

listen closely...

1... never ever ever drink peppermint schnapps and watch jeff dunham....

2 ... especially if peanut is on stage...

it really, really, really, really, really BURNS!!!

thats pretty much all...